Bad news I'm afraid.
I'm not going to be able to make it
I've got an infection in my leg, which I was hoping would clear up in time, but just seen the doctor and been told I need at least another week of antibiotics.
In my current state, the walk to the car would be an effort, let alone the 2 hour drive, putting up of tents and walking round a lumpy field.
And I can't drink
Have fun, and in my absence remember someone else has to make lewd comments.